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condommodel:

stop being cute you live far away

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otpswillruinyourlife:

staybruuutalandsmilee:

worst physical pains

stepping on a lego

stubbing your toe

touching a curling iron

getting shampoo in your eyes

spilling lemon juice on a paper cut

getting stabbed 47 times

burning your tongue

sitting on a hairbrush

getting bit by an ant

period pains

one of these is not like the rest

I know I mean curling irons only hurt when they’re turned on

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